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11:40pmJuly 18, 2023

noritaro:

noritaro:

concept!!! “there’s only one bed” fic but set in here

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11:14pmJune 9, 2023

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

yeetusdeefetus:

i-am-a-fish:

I’m having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

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philbert my beloved

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I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.

they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.


It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.

This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,

5:13 Eastern Standard Time

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2:42amMay 21, 2023

staffs-secret-blog:

bloustorm:

staffs-secret-blog:

guhmblr:

snailmusic:

eos109:

kale-of-the-forbidden-cities:

runway-houses-city-clouds:

staffs-secret-blog:

Please reblog this with the worst tumblr post you have ever seen thank you

the post above screenshottedALT
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I’d like new followers please my current ones suck

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2:34pmMay 7, 2023

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

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my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere

rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature

rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature

rule #3 is never talk to the police

11:34pmMay 1, 2023

lordascapelion:

screamelot:

akaiiros:

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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

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Holy fuck that’s even more inspirational

12:01amApril 29, 2023

blessyouhawkeye:

blessyouhawkeye:

he’s got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

40 notes in and this post already has a blorbo tag. the blorbo? ringo starr. i’m never leaving this website as long as i live

12:00amApril 9, 2023

should-be-sleeping:

justprettygay:

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

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This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

Happy Easter!

12:08amMarch 30, 2023

ndiecity:

ndiecity:

Self care time 😈

*revs chainsaw*

1:04amMarch 22, 2023

meat-wand:

where the fuck is my smoothie emoji

it attracted too many boys to the yard. they had to recall it

12:00amMarch 8, 2023

hotvampireadjacent:

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The comic version is better imo

10:06pmFebruary 19, 2023

dailyquests:

  • Get the Fuck out of There (0/7).
1:32amFebruary 16, 2023

thelooniemoonie:

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Shitty Valentines 2023: ISWM Edition

Have a safe and happy Valentines everyone! Watch for the wormhole on your way out!

12:45amFebruary 13, 2023