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11:40pmJuly 18, 2023concept!!! “there’s only one bed” fic but set in here
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11:14pmJune 9, 2023I’m having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)
philbert my beloved
I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.
they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.
It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.
This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,
5:13 Eastern Standard Time
2:42amMay 21, 2023Please reblog this with the worst tumblr post you have ever seen thank you
ALT
I’d like new followers please my current ones suck
2:34pmMay 7, 2023rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat
my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere
rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature
rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature
rule #3 is never talk to the police
11:34pmMay 1, 2023this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak
Holy fuck that’s even more inspirational
12:01amApril 29, 2023he’s got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows
40 notes in and this post already has a blorbo tag. the blorbo? ringo starr. i’m never leaving this website as long as i live
12:00amApril 9, 2023In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
Happy Easter!
1:32amFebruary 16, 2023Shitty Valentines 2023: ISWM Edition
Have a safe and happy Valentines everyone! Watch for the wormhole on your way out!
